Eisenschwein-Einsatz in Arizona - 24hrs of Old Pueblo

Rudy

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Rudy hat Solo 216 Meilen gefahren - 340 km auf einem Singlespeeder!!! Zusätzlich hat er diese Strecke schon bis 6 Uhr am Morgen zurückgelegt - in 18 Stunden und musste dann mit einer Verletzung aufgeben!!

"We are not worthy Rudy - ... !" (phaty)

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So the race. What a weekend. It's been dry as desicated cowpie out here.
No rain for months it seems until the week before the event, and then down
pours. I mean buckets. I mean the course needed it, because it was like
riding on a road with a light dusting of sand. Slippery
But the rain saved the day.

So I get out to the course on Friday night, and my buddies are hiding out in
a pop-up camper drinking, well except for St. Jon who's feeling ill, but he
a tough old bugger and promise to be supporting me. And it rains and we
drink, and drink and drink. We drink in the evening, and we drink in the
night. And it rains. It rains through the night and into Saturday, and at
noon, race time, its drizzeling and threating more.
So I start the race
without my offical Tutu, but I am sporting a fine jersey with world champ
strips with a big black chainring shape sporting Eisenschweinkader der IBC
Berlin/Brandenburg. ESK in bold blue with yellow glow , and SEID BREIT.
One of a kind. I was feeling heroic!


At the sound of a shotgun we were off. I don't know if you have ever done
24 hr event, but Le Mans starts are a thing of amazement. There's the folks
in the back trotting the 500 meters to the bikes and the folks who sprint.
It is always easy to spot the sprinters later since they are generally dying
somewhere out on the first lap, but there generally part of a team so they
will not ride more than 76 miles, no biggy ( no big deal, eh.)

The course goes a bit like this. The first lap we forego the first short
section of singletrack to avoid a bottleneck and charge down a drit road to
the pipeline road. The pipeline road is a classic AZ. It cuts the
landscape in a straight line, up and down hills with out any regard to the
terrain. This leads to short steep power hills. I'm a good climber but
these are not my cup of tea, too short. Anyhow on a single speed you can
always see the mind of the geared at work. "Hmmm, I am half way up this
steep hill and I'm in to big of a gear. Let's shift! OH NO, my chain has
just jammed or broke and I am now fall in front of a hard charging
singlespeeder." The Fools! It seems that they all forget how to ride a
bike. After the pipeline. we get some fine singletrack. Total singlespeed
stuff. St. Jon made it that way. It's to twisty for big gears to get
rolling. Great stuff that twists and turn around cactus and rocks. Then
there's a short road transition and we're on to more singletrack. This
section is fast and the folks were all jamin down it. I was riding behind
Brandon at this time. He was going faster than I wanted to ride, but he
taunted me so I couldn't hold back. That section done and on the next rise
I left Brandon for good. The next time I saw him he was two laps down on
me. Err, I should have just kept my pace. After a bit of rolling dirt road
we find some more singletrack. This section is rolling slightly uphill with
a surprize wash crossing ( fast and rocky ) toward its end. Then a good
long section of dirt road. I must say that dirt road is your friend on a 24
hr solo. Makes eating and drinking a bit easier. And you have to choke
down quite a bit of liquid and food stuff to ride 24 hours. This being my
first solo I was worried about getting in enough food. I drank two bottles
and a bag of mashed potatos, plus some chocolate coverd espresso beans per
lap. Needless to say I was pissing. Back to the course. Next section is
called the powerline. And this is because....... it's under a powerline.
Don't touch your bikes here, cause your gonna get a shock. This is the
nastiest part of the course because of rain ruts and wash crossings. You
can really get beat up here, but then once you get here you start thinking
one more section of singletrack and I'm home. This last section of
singletrack is called the highpoint trail. Not much of a climb but it will
make you pay over time. This is followed by a descent into the start
finish. Fast and fun. It's a blast of a course.

And my race unfolded like this. My first five laps were great. I was
flying. I was running about 1:22 per lap and was in the top placings in the
singlespeed catagory. Tinker Juarez passed me on lap five, he was riding
solo but not singlespeed. And he's a Professional and I'm not. Man is he
good. Anyhow lap six my gearing and all the excellerations to pass people
is starting to effect me ( OH FOOL OF THE MAN THAT I AM ) and I adjust my
pedaling style ( note for next time - START WITH A SMALLER GEAR). This
leads to some knee discomfort but I am now in first place and there's no
stopping me. I will not feel the pain. I just thought of Edmund Shakelton
and the Endeavour. Eight days in a dingy in the Antartic Seas. I can deal
with a little pain. At five in the morning I'm really suffering but I am
way out in the lead. But things are about to change. You see there's this
rubbing going on near my thigh and my scrotum. Now, I have turned off most
of my pain receptors but here comes something new. Suddenly the rubbing
turns to liquid feeling and I can't sit and I can barely turn the pedals.
It seems that I developed a huge ( pain talking here ) blister and it burst.
I have completed 11 and one half laps, its six in the morning and all I can
do is walk. My race is over. I finish my last lap walking. 216 miles of
riding.

I can't wait to do it again.

Lots of love and thanks for all the support. You guys are great.

Thanks for all the anti-war protest.

Love and Peace

Rudy


Teile des Kurses - mehr Bilder bald ... incl. Rudy im ESK Trikot!

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RUUUUUdy, you're the man!

What a race. Great report too.

You know, there is a simple explanation for what happened: The bigger the balls the more they chaff on an epic ride like that.

Trying to ride more that 200 miles in one go on an unsuspended singlespeeder obviously is a case of extremely big balls.

It is an honor to have you in the ESK Jersey.

By the way: Don't let anyone tell you that's the world champion UCI-Rainbow stripe on the ESK shirt! (matter of fact UCI has the blue on top) It just so happens that we like rainbows and we feel everyone is a world champion of one thing or another.....

Like you are now the world champion of ball-busting.

Hope you can sit on a bike again soon,
take care of yourself

@Phaty: thanks for bringing us Rudy.

so long
 
PORNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Ich finde es derart geil, das glaubt ihr nicht. Da machen wir ein Extra auf der Website draus!

Phaty: Geiles Avatar :lol:

Haut rein!
 
Like one of my FAVORITE artist, Joseph Beuys would have said we are all artists! We are all stars and champions.


Talked with Phatty this morning, and last week. He has me excited to visit.

By the way, I passed on the Tutu due to the rain at the start. I had planned on finishing in it but the, ahem, blister would not permit such a move.

It will be great to see you all out in 2005 to ride with me.

Peace and Love

Rudy
 
it's realy great to read our 'live report' from the 24hr-race. rudy, you are an unbelievable hard rider - 216miles on the bike! wow! what you have wirtten shows me that you have the spirit of the eisenschweinkader. maby more than someone of us;). we are proud of knowing you!

and it is crazy seeing our jersey on fotos somewhere in the strange and lovely landscape of nowhere (it's arizona?). nice pictures.


rob :bier:
 
Rudy....
WE LOVE YOU!!!
I'm proud to be side by side with the hardest ironpig ever.

But one question: The Racing-Area looks like a little bit the ISAF-Camp in the near of the suburbs of Kabul or Kandahar? You are sure, that was in America? :lol:

Sorry for my english, but I hope you can understand...
 
First of all - RESPECT Rudy!

It's great to see some fresh colors out there in the stony desert!

An I learned that not only Jockels favorite rice pudding makes a fast ride but also mashed potatos and chocolate coverd espresso beans.

:daumen:
 

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Love the picture J-coop.

Kabul, AZ. Yeah. It can be brutal out here. That's why we have the 24 hour race in Feb. By May the temps are over 29 degrees C. And we've been in drought mode for years.

That just means you can drink less beer and really feel it:p

Cheers:bier:

Rudy
 
Charming boy,

short summarizing from my side:
Great ride, great landscape, great story!

But,
I want you to publicise a snapshot of your tremendous blister! Because the sun ain´t gonna shine here not that often:lol:

Bombs on Saddam!;)
 
Original geschrieben von Ackebua
I want you to publicise a snapshot of your tremendous blister! Because the sun ain´t gonna shine here not that often:lol:

Be carefull Rudy he is very obviously a pervert and brainwashed by the NSA ... but hmmm maybe a pic of those huge balls ... ! naw ... !!!

phaty

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BRILLANT RUBY!

You make me jealous of your great ride and the fantastic scenery.

Maybe you would have finished with last year's dress :D
 

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Rudy, I´m impressed! I`m happy to know you (thanx to phaty)! I didnt know before, what else ( singlespeed) can be! Unbelievabel! well done!
I hope you feel better soon! I`m really proud that you will be wearing our team- shirt!

trillian <><
Jockel schrieb:
sorry for my english but I hope you can understand

@ den Oberst: seit letztem Donnerstag wissen wir doch alle wie gut deinEnglisch ist, lieber Jockel! Lernten wir doch alle dank dir noch eine neue englische Vokabel: "OSTSEE"! Danke!
 
Rudolph Nadler - Team NoBloodForOil

Lap 1   1 Hours 21 Minutes

Lap 2   1 Hours 23 Minutes

Lap 3   1 Hours 21 Minutes

Lap 4   1 Hours 21 Minutes

Lap 5   1 Hours 34 Minutes

Lap 6   1 Hours 33 Minutes

Lap 7   1 Hours 34 Minutes

Lap 8   1 Hours 39 Minutes

Lap 9   1 Hours 47 Minutes

Lap 10   1 Hours 47 Minutes

Lap 11   1 Hours 48 Minutes

Lap 12   6 Hours 49 Minutes (Aufgabe 6Uhr)

Rudy wurde trotzdem im Gesamtklassement 5. von 30 Singlespeedern!

Nur mal zum Vergleich - Tinker mit Schaltungsbike und Worldcup-Waden:


Tinker Juarez

Lap 1   1 Hours 2 Minutes

Lap 2   1 Hours 2 Minutes

Lap 3   1 Hours 3 Minutes

Lap 4   1 Hours 8 Minutes

Lap 5   1 Hours 10 Minutes

Lap 6   1 Hours 5 Minutes

Lap 7   1 Hours 27 Minutes

Lap 8   1 Hours 27 Minutes

Lap 9   1 Hours 19 Minutes

Lap 10   1 Hours 17 Minutes

Lap 11   1 Hours 19 Minutes

Lap 12   1 Hours 19 Minutes

Lap 13   1 Hours 18 Minutes

Lap 14   1 Hours 20 Minutes

Lap 15   1 Hours 20 Minutes

Lap 16   1 Hours 26 Minutes

Lap 17   1 Hours 13 Minutes

Lap 18   1 Hours 14 Minutes

Lap 19   1 Hours 27 Minutes
 
Christian,

24HOP went well. OK, I went well. No blister. 14 laps on a fixed gear, 238 miles. And second place. Night night.

Love and
Butt butter.

Rudy


395 km ... !
 
Ah, another year and another 24 hour solo.* I must be really suffering from memory loss because I must forget the pain of the last one.* You know I finish this ride and I told Aimee never again.* Unfortunately I woke up the next day and started dreaming of doing another.* A is sucker born every minute, just give me the bait and I'll bit.*
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Now it's been four days since the event and I'm still talking like I've got a frog in my throat.* Everyone I talk to asks if I'm sick. Well, yes but not that way.* I must have breathed in at least a kilo of desert dust over the ride.*
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First I must say that I had the best and most beautiful support crew.* Aimee and Cindy were the heart of my pit crew, plus the Singlespeed Cheetah as wrench, as well as*my buddy from Pittsburgh Jeff Guerrero on Sunday morning.* Mark had it pretty easy, I mean come on how much wrenching does a fixed geared rigid bike need.* He did have to change a tube and tighten my chainring bolts and that saved me from thinking about find tools and stuff.* The main thing was they were cheery and aways had food and hot tea for me when ever I came in.* I do bow low to their support.*
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Soloing is a ride on the disipline train.* I did my damnedest to crawl the first two laps.* I wasn't going to get to exicted and start trying to move through the crowd.* I was getting out of the way.* I figured to save the gas for later.* If you know the story of the turtle and the hare, I was playing the turtle.*
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The first six laps went by with ease.* I had a flat starting about a kilometer and a half before my campsite and was able to ride it out.* When I got to the camp site Mark found my spare was a 20 tube.* Oops!** Fortunately another was found and while he swapped tube I had a sit down and a bite to eat. And then I was on my way again.*
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Now by this point I had already ridden over a hundred miles and even with going slow I was still starting to feel the grind of time and distance.* Lap eight came and I just had to keep the wheels turning.* The cold was setting in and the layers of clothing were getting deep.* I had knee warmers under some baggy knickers, you know the kind ladies wear, a thermal long t-shirt, a wool sweater, a heavy long jersey, and heavy gloves ( thank you Chipps.)*
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At this point I had begun to quote Neo for the Matrix, " There is no spoon, there is no spoon," and sing and make myself laugh anything to keep my mind for trying to throw in the towel.* Making twelve laps was a necessity.* I did not want to stop, I had to keep tempo.* Coming into the start/finish tent they were always screaming for me and that would elevate my spirits to uber mench levels.* I riding a freaking fixie and I'm turning out the laps.* I've move from blistered balls to balls of steel.* I'm a freaking hard man, that or a complete idiot.* My mom my chose the latter if she knew what I do, but then thats what moms are for, n'est pas?*
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One of the things I notice on the trail now was how much trash was starting to fill the track.* Tires and goo and wrappers.* What is this shit.* What are these other riders thinking.* Your man did not through one thing down.* I don't care much for packed goods.* That packaging is a big freaking waste.* I headed out every lap with a water bottle or two, and a flask full of honey and homemade chai.*I look at all that trash and I see that image from American TV for the late sixties with the crying Indian Chief.* Anyhow it just pisses me off.* So I'm going out this Saturday to ride the course and clean the mess.*
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When I hit lap twelve I started crying.* I was still riding everything and I was so happy tears were streaming.* I have other riders pass me an tell me "your a stud," but there I was with tears in my eyes.*
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The last two laps were the cookies.* Now by this point I thought I was out of the competition.* I even said so to Aimee and she said don't worry about them your here to ride your own ride and have fun.*She knew my goal was to do at least one more lap than last year, and I squeezed out two.*
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On the end of my last lap I pulled into the campsite and donned my pink corduroy bunny suit.* I figured I earned it.* So I rode the last mile to listening to the roar of the crowd as they cheered the the man in the bunny suit.
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Thank you my drooges for reading and for all the love, especially you Mr Kraemer (kiss kiss, hug hug), and I'll be seeing you all this summer for the the Singlespeed World Championships.* Singlespeed Über Alles.*
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Love and Mariachi music
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Mr Burnin Love, your friend Rudy.
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You are the man, Rudy!!

They call me fitf***er over here, but I wouldn't even think of doing a 24 solo - especially not on a fixie.

Looking forward to seeing you this summer in Berlin.

Respect for cleaning up the mess of the others!!

Cheers :bier:
Fly
 
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